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Joke of the Day
"How do gingers make friends? No seriously, im getting lonely."
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"What do you call someone with down syndrome who is very depressed? Down"
"Apparently, starting an impromptu game of leap frog with somebody bending over to tie their shoe is considered rude. Church is boring."
"""It's not you, it's me."" - Humidity, to Heat"
"God: okay I need to create something to fill the dark empty void in the meaningless lives of unmotivated people [creates Twitter]"
"What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead."
"A man purchases a new dress for his wife... ...he goes home as fast as possible so he can give it to her before fashions change."
"Today I Learned.... Jumble Boogie browrearrr browrearrr"
"TIFU in math class by saying 'subduct' instead of 'subtract' whoops, wrong sub"
"The Best Part of Waking Up is Friends Who Don't Know Each Other Arguing In Your Comments on Facebook"