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Joke of the Day
"I've always wanted to be the best dead person ever But the competition is stiff."
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"In my free time I help blind children I usually find throwing pencils is the most efficient method"
"I can't stop watching this TV series on the history of the Black Monks It's been addicting"
"Trump after Obama is like Umbridge after Dumbledore. R.I.P"
"The greatest distance in the Universe is the one between how people think they look in a Hummer limo, and how they actually look."
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"Your momma's so fat... she's always #1 in agar.io."
"What do you call a stupid skeleton? Bonehead."
"Guy comes home and says to his wife, ""Pack your bags! I just won the lottery!"" She jumps for joy and asks, ""Where are we going?!?"" He says, ""I'm not going anywhere. You're outta here!"""
"What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion? Ryan"