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Joke of the Day
"I've always wanted to be the best dead person ever But the competition is stiff."
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"I secretly replaced my husbands coffee with the empty toilet paper roll he left in the bathroom. Let's see if he notices."
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"If everyday is a gift, I want to know where I can return Mondays."
"Son asks his father... Son: Dad, how do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your brother. Son: But I don't have a brother. Dad: Exactly."
"A man enters a party and says ""Is anybody here named Jeff?"" Jeff raised his hand and said ""Yes."" Geoff raised his hand and said ""Yeos."""