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Joke of the Day
"Harper Lee's new novel is a Mexican spinoff of her classic... Tequila Mockingbird"
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"My wife asked me how I was going to feel when our son started dating... Apparently jealous was not the right answer."
"Its all shits and giggles. Until someone giggles and shits."
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