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Joke of the Day

"Does anyone want to buy grilled cheese? http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/evs/5494716931.html"

"What do you call some one with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."

"If you're watching a Cops rerun and realize you've already seen that episode, you're officially no better than anyone on the show."

"I love people who IM me to tell me that they left a voice message to say that they sent me an email"

"Some people might think being a gay man with a foot long dick is a good thing But it's just a huge pain in the ass for my boyfriend."

"[reading test results] ""It looks like you're gonna be just fine"" [nurse whispers in ear] ""Lol my bad u got like 6 weeks"" -Steve Harvey M.D."

"CW: What'd you have for breakfast? Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios? Me: No."

"""I need to do extensive reading on this complex subject before I give an educated opinion."" -- Web comment that has never been made"

"What is it? -What is it? -It's a ticket to the cinema -But why is it so small? -You place it under your tongue and wait for the movie."

"*middle of an argument* Me-There are so many great things to do with a human mouth... ...why waste it on talking. Friend- like what? Me- Motor boating "