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Joke of the Day
"Facebook is terrific way to connect with classmates who haven't aged as well as you."
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"""I'm so sorry"", I go around whispering to people who've just woken up from a coma."
"Why did the console peasant faint at the art gallery There were too many frames"
"Never using online dating again. Last guy said he lived in a gated community. Prison. He meant prison."
"My 3 year-old wanted to help me cook breakfast... ...but she wasn't eggsperienced enough."
"I hate when I mean to type 'porn links' but I type 'pork links' and then suddenly I'm horny AND hungry."
"If someone's mean to you, just lean in and whisper ""I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world"" to them & get that monstrosity stuck in their head."
"[Request] Any good jokes with the word ""shit"" in them? I love shit jokes. Thanks."
"*Deletes 34 unheard voicemail messages from phone. *Adds ""extremely organized"" to resume."
"""We had unprotected sex. Give us a present."" -- the subtext of every baby shower"