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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller"
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"Hey girl, are you an acid? Because you're definitely (aq)-tie."
"In the 90's did the backstreet boys have a cafeteria? I mean a bacteria.Thank you ladies and germs."
"""A Walk Among the Tombstones"" could just as well be a TV serial... ... It has so many parts."
"*Michael Cera presses too hard with a crayon and breaks his wrist*"
"""Why do people get plastic surgery? Why can't you just admit that it's over? Stop trying to look fuckable in your 50's."" @MaleHonesty86"
"if anne hathaway doesnt say anne hatharrived every time she walks into a room she's wasting a great opportunity"
"Why do the French not pronounce ""h"" at the beginning of words? *with a French accent* Because they hate it."
"Walking with our phones, we all look like Star Trek crew members trying to get a life form reading on an uncharted planet."
"Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane? good karma."