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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller"

"I asked a girl back to my place to enjoy the works of Michel Houellebecq. But she said she ain't no Houellebecq girl."

"How is a gay man like a tumbleweed? They blow and blow and blow until they end up stuck on a fence in Wyoming."

"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down, he sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending."

"How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey? Nuked"

"This Male Order Bride is the worst and most expensive typo I've ever paid for."

"My wife has a book on homeopathy I've only read the blurb on the back, but I think I know everything I need to know about it."

"Minimize vs Close in 2014 In 2080: there were some dumb computer users who thought if they click on 'x' in Skype it will close it."

"My buddy joined Christian Mingle... it's going pretty well, He got nailed three times in one night."

"I just plugged the charger into my phone, in the correct hole, on the first try. So it IS possible, guys. IT. IS. POSSIBLE."