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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear there was a blackout last night? Don't worry, we caught him"
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"While single, focus on becoming a better person instead of focusing on finding someone better than your ex. A better you will attract a better next."
"What is the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire."
"*cop sees chalk outline on family's driveway* ""Damn, a cute bunny was murdered"" ""No, the kids who live here drew that, the body's over here"""
"Knock knock.. Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke."
"Doctor! Doctor! I think I have Barry Manilow's disease! ""What are your symptoms?"" ""I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"""
"Why couldn't the woman date a German man? Because she was Klaustrophobic!"
"The night after taking office, Donald Trump's deal with the Satan has been completed, and he dies, arriving in hell... Well, one can hope, anyway."
"25 pumpkins only 90's kids could spice"
"I'm always behind the person at McDonald's who acts like they've never seen the menu in their life"