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Joke of the Day

"In the Philosophers prison... I shank, therefore you are not"

"Your first mistake was wearing heels in this dodgeball tournament, Jason. The second was thinking that they went with that dress."

"when it's april 2nd and she still pregnant"

"You can't say happiness without saying penis. Coincidence ? I think NOT..."

"It takes a woman to make a man a millionaire... ...but first, he must be a billionaire."

"A blind guy walks into a bar *thud*"

"Why do women live on average two years longer? Because the time they spend parking doesn't count."

"Who cares if toilet paper is soft or not? Only an asshole can tell the difference anyway."

"I'm hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm, if you can't come, let me know."

"What did the Japanese woman do when the Titanic sank? She raughed (raft)."