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Joke of the Day

"An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks up and says; 'Is this a joke?'"

"I didn't really want to take my friend's true or false test But he wouldn't take no for an answer"

"Birth Control My wife and I had seven kids. We tried using birth control pills, but they kept falling out."

"Did you hear about the Mexican that was shot on the golf course? There was a hole in Juan."

"What did Eminem say when 50cent gave him a sweater? Gee, you knit?"

"What do you call a second-place winner at a pun competition? a punner-up."

"In 1828 Franz Schubert was buried next to Beethoven... They wanted to decompose together."

"Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now."

"What's brown and sticky? My poop."

"What word that begins with ""N"" and ends with ""R"" do you never want to call a black person? Neighbor"