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Joke of the Day

"Sure, white people cant say they ""N"" word but atleast we can say phrases like "" thanks for the warning, officer"" and ""hey dad"""

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"How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas? When there is no ""L"""
"*returns tent to Target* CASHIER: What was the problem? ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent"
"I've stood up for black people plenty of times... Not worth getting shot over a seat on the subway."
"What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because muffins can't talk.."
"Why did no one like the cannibal that started eating his own body? He was too full of himself."
"Buy a man a fish, and feed him for a day, but teach a man to fish... And he has to buy a fishing pole, tackle, fishing line, and acquire a fishing licence."
"A termite walks into a bar... He waits and waits and nobody appears. He turns to a termite next to him and asks him, ""Hey, is the bar tender here?"". The second termite says, ""Yeah. It's okay""."
"How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Nobody knows, the never get to keep the house."
"Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock."