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Joke of the Day

"the liberal media won't report that I can easily do 100 push-ups because they are frightened"

"Why was kleenex dancing? It had a little boogie in it."

"What did the Suicide Bomber think about the premature bomb Explosion ? Wow this blew up."

"I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald."

"Want to hear a joke about paper? Ehh, never mind. It's tearable."

"Damn, redditors are lazy... They don't even finish their"

"What did one cow say to the other? Hey moo!"

"The new iPhone 7 is just a slower, heavier, thicker, and much less attractive version of the iPhone 8."

"I put a life-size alien doll in my passenger seat for halloween and I've caught myself talking to it 3 times"

"A man walks into a doctors office... Wearing nothing but plastic shrink wrap. The doctor says ""I can clearly see your nuts."""