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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy? The mafia doesn't like witnesses."
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"What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet? Anything you want. He can't hear a thing."
"Shops. One time I was masturbating to a playboy magazine, girls were hot, the whole 9 years. But when I saw the front page I realized it was an american girl doll magazine."
"every night i whisper a hater's name into the wind and the wind whispers back, ""they just jealous... """
"My parents told me I should start watching less television and read more So I turned the subtitles on"
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there."
"Mom: I think I'm gonna make a twitter Me: Mom it costs like $500 a year... Mom: That's expensive I'll stick with Facebook Me: Aww too bad"
"[jokes allowed]Giant methane storms on Uranus Appereantly you can joke around in r/science [original link](http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/2ybgx8/giant_methane_storms_on_uranus/) Here you go!"
"How does a skeleton solve a problem? With the bare-bones approach."
"Do you know the difference between a man and a Government Bond? A man matures with time."