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Joke of the Day

"The script for the upcoming Tetris movie is terrible Each actor just says four lines and then disappears."

"How do you kill a circus clown? Go for the juggler!"

"How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow? Type ""fresh prints"" in the ""search reddit"" box at the right."

"What do you call a train when it's eating? A Chew-Chew Train! Side note, I have cheesy jokes for days."

"Two Guys Are Peeing Off a Bridge.. [NSFW] ...The first guy says to the other, ""Wow, this water's cold"", and the second guy replies, ""Yeah, and it's deep too!"""

"A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender ""Do you have any helicopter flavored chips?"" The Bartender says ""No, we only have plane"""

"My girlfriend treats me like a God. She only calls on me when she needs help with something."

"Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throwing away anything, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a mexican drug lord."

"A father and son go fishing... Son: Dad, what do we do first? Father: We get this clickbait here and we throw it into the ocean. Son: Then what happens? Father: What happens next will shock you."

"All it takes is 10 minutes without electricity to prove my total uselessness as a person."