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Joke of the Day

"My wife: Are you ever going to stop quoting ""Gangstas Paradise""? Me: The way things are going I don't know"

"Why can't you trick an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday."

"When I was a kid, I really thought piranhas were going to be pretty much a daily concern."

"Have you heard about the Viagra shipment that was stolen? The police are on the lookout for hardened criminals."

"I don't know where you got your face from but i hope you have the receipt."

"What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl? This is unacceptable."

"On the Beauty of Nordic Women... Question: Why are Nordic women so beautiful? Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones..."

"Going to spend some quality time with my wife. Be back in 2 minutes."

"Just bought Cluedo: Gang Rape edition. Turns out they all did it."

"I'm a real gym rat (i go there at night and eat their garbage)"