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Joke of the Day

"Dear every hip hop artist: No, I don't know what you're saying. Maybe if you ask me another 36 times before the song is over."

"What song did the gay guy sing on his way back from vacation in Thailand? Goodbye yellow dick road"

"Relationship between men and women is psychological. She is psycho and he is logical."

"I bet you the first person to invent puzzles was a woman that ripped up a picture of her husband."

"It has been said that 25% of people have a distrust of stairs Because they are always up to something"

"Blood's thicker than water, so remember to pull back on the flour a bit when you substitute it into your baking."

"What do you call a smart Australian? A New Zealander"

"9-1-1 what's ur emergency ""well i guess it's that one of my friends changed all of my contacts' phone numbers to 9-1-1."""

"Giving blood is a great way to help society AND lose unsightly blood weight!"

"It's hard to tweet and change the baby's diaper at the same time.nnI probably should have waited until I got to a red light."