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Joke of the Day
"I used to have a Viagra addiction. It was the hardest part of my life."
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"I just got asked to work on a ""special project"" which is boss for ""This was assigned to me but you're smarter so here you do it."""
"Her: Describe your ideal date. Me: I'd order an extra large pizza. Her: Interesting. What would I be wearing? Me: Oh, you'd be there, too?"
"Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend? He didn't have all the 7"" he kept talking about."
"Jesus is a deadbeat dad Said he'd be coming back soon 2000 years ago and we're still waiting."
"My German plumber just hooked my gas line to my shower. I guess old habits die hard."
"[restaurant] WAITER: [brings bill] ME: I got this DATE: Thanks ME: [gets out piggy bank] [hits it w/ hammer] [it is filled w/ bees] ME: RUN"
"*Santa lifts a rug while sweeping and finds a dusty, crumpled note* ""Please keep my family safe, love Bruce Wayne."" *Santa grows very pale*"
"Stuck in church. Everyone's singing ""What a Friend We Have in Jesus"". Damn, My son has some stupid friends."
"A guy with crossed eyes.. ..got stuck between a tree."