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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia? A numbskull"

"Want to hear a sex joke? On second thought, you wouldn't get it. It's an insider joke."

"Two dinosaurs walk into a bar.. I couldn't believe it. (Got this from a comedy show)"

"You know I think Fight Club is pretty underrated. Nobody talks about it these days"

"Which group of people are the best at jazz? The Saxons!"

"The neighbor's cat brought me a dead lizard while I was outside having a snack on the patio, so it's now some weird interspecies potluck."

"I don't trust a restaurant that advertises ""Now with more bacon!"" because it means they were holding out on me to begin with."

"nothing says FUCK YOU like a restaurant giving you one napkin with your takeout order"

"My local newspaper ran a pun writing contest I entered my ten best puns hoping one would win, sadly no pun in ten did"

"Hillary Clinton isn't a female. She's just an F she deleted the emale."