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Joke of the Day
"i don't know why people think women are weak... well hell pots and pans are heavy"
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"What do you call it when a broke person makes a sex tape? A Poorno."
"I startled my dog as she was peeing on a mailbox so now the dog she was leaving a message for is only gonna get half of it"
"How do you reuse toilet paper? You stick it in some water and boil the shit out of it."
"One Eskimo said to the other, ""Where is your mother from?"" The second Eskimo says ""Alaska."""
"There's a hotel with no bathrooms Its called the Holdinit Inn"
"Do I speak German? Nein"
"How'd you come up with the idea? Inventor of pac man: I took a bunch of pills one night and ate a ghost. I thought ""now here's something"""
"Shoutout to sidewalks! For keeping me off the streets..."
"A Zen master once said to me, Do the opposite of whatever I tell you.' So I didn't"