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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A faggot with dentures."
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"Oral makes my day, but anal makes my hole weak!"
"What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish"
"Why don't you have sex with a nameless man? Because no matter what you call him, he won't come. Edit: spelling"
"I refuse to engage in any sort of drama on Facebook. I'm here to escape that in real life."
"If there was an accepted currency worldwide, it would be Beer."
"A young boy goes to his father and says ""Dad, I think my gym teacher is gay"". His father says ""Why do think that?"" The boy responds ""Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."""
"Spell mousetrap with three letters. C-A-T"
"How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!"
"""Matt, you just need to date the type of person that will always be there for you!"" [tries to date pizza] [gets friend calzoned]"