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Joke of the Day

"After legalizing gay marriages the US became 50 states of gay"

"There are 10 types of genders in the world... Gender binary, and, well, the joke still makes sense if you didn't get the first part."

"I Used To Date A Girl With A Lazy Eye... Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."

"I've realised my works is like a gang rape... a bunch of dicks clustered around the cunt that's got no idea of what's gonna happen!"

"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the Moon? The food's ok, but it has no atmosphere."

"During an inspection of the federal penitentiary, I saw a bald inmate beat up a warden. I guess the warden was hit by a Smooth Criminal."

"""I'm still years behind on Breaking Bad so I expect the entire internet not to discuss it until it's convenient for me."" - Idiots"

"Advice needed, please, on cooking roadkill What do you do with the bike?"

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, I have that vinyl at home."

"What do you call a short psychic who hasn't yet been apprehended? A small medium at-large?"