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Joke of the Day
"Why do Asian females have small boobs? Because only A's are acceptable. Heard this from a friend."
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"The last person you would ever hear say ""hey gang"" is someone in an actual gang"
"I've been watching so much porn lately that... I spit on my hot-dog before I put it on my bun..."
"Don't give a women flower, she may have hay fever. Don't give her chocolate, she may be on a diet! Give her wifi so there's no excuse."
"what would have they called founder of apple if it was a failure? Steve Jobless"
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer this morning... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!"
"I've been happily married for four years out of a total of 10."
"Condoms 1272AD - Arab Muslims invent the first condoms using the lower intestine of goats. 1856AD - English farmers improve on the idea by first removing the intestine from the goat."
"""Wow he's good"" -possum at the morgue"
"Some people live life in the fast lane. You're in oncoming traffic."