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Joke of the Day
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Roadkill Barbie ...unrecognizable"
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"What's the best hotel in the world? Auschwitz. 1.3 million stars."
"Taking a cue from politicians, I'm getting thirty normal people to stand behind me every time I say something stupid. (They're here now.)"
"How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday? It's already run out of battery."
"A penguin, a priest, and a cowboy walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Is this some kind of joke?!"""
"Q: Why is the banana the most popular fruit? A: Because of its appeal."
"What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony? A tumblr."
"I was on the exercise bike for almost 30 minutes just now. It was pretty easy. Tomorrow I may even try using the pedals."