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Joke of the Day

"Mark Ruffalo is the name you could most likely teach a dog to say."

"A man was at a Christmas party in San Bernardino ... Everyone was on their best behavior, so when the man spilled his drink, he said ""shoot."""

"I just burned 1,500 calories! I forgot the pizza in the oven."

"I saw a black guy riding a bike... At first I thought it was mine, then I realized mine is at home, washing the dishes."

"How did Jack grow his portfolio? He invested in beanstocks!"

"5+5=6 -5+6=-12 10+10=200 no joke"

"What gets very small when exposed to cold? **YOUR PE**..anut butter ice cream crave"

"I hate those p*nis enhancement emails. I got 10 today. What really hurt my feelings was 8 of them were from my girlfriend."

"Why was the mermaid embarrassed and crying in the classroom? She forgot her Algae-bra. Ha.."

"Did you hear about the Blonde who bought a brand new pair of panty hose, she put em on then shaved her legs and recked 'em"