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Joke of the Day
"Mark Ruffalo is the name you could most likely teach a dog to say."
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"What breaks when you give it to a toddler? Its hips."
"Two penguins are chilling in Antarctica. One turns to the other and says, ""Yo, it's really fucking cold."" The other quickly looks at the penguin and exclaims, ""Oh my god! You can talk!"""
"What's the difference between a penis and a vagina.. Unfortunately, in my case ... only 2 inches. :'("
"Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time? They're way too into Stalin"
"What's Donald Trump's least favorite music band of all time? Foreigner."
"What do you call a piano that approves. A piayes."
"/r/jokes It's funny because hardly anything here can be considered a joke."
"They have a sea food place at Sea World. How morbid. What if I'm eating a slow leaner."
"Seeing how Iron Man and Batman are only really smart and super rich, I'm really disappointed with Bill Gates."