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Joke of the Day

"Change your Facebook Status to ""I'm Pregnant"" or ""I'm Engaged"" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away."

"Every joke about reddits mods [removed]"

"The whole thing about ""we're all going to die some day,"" that's a joke, right?"

"""Excuse me, this coffee tastes like mud."" Waiter- ""Yes sir, it's fresh ground."""

"What do you call a sudden fart? An institute."

"I cannot even tell you how huge my penis is Doctors have tried their most powerful microscopes to find it, with no success so far"

"Mom: When I was your age I never had sex Me: Mom, I'm 32 Mom: Exactly"

"What does my calendar look like? Let me check. It has a bunch of fucking numbers on it and no space for you."

"What is the sexiest pair of lingerie? Your mother's thigh highs and a Freudian slip."

"What are the 2 biggest lies men tell? 1) The check's in the mail 2) I won't cum in your mouth"