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Joke of the Day

"Change your Facebook Status to ""I'm Pregnant"" or ""I'm Engaged"" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away."

"What's the difference between an old Greyhound bus terminal and a lobster with 38 D breasts? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean!"

"Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!"

"I'm bored, think I'll go to the mall, find a great parking spot, sit in my car with my reverse lights on"

"Want to hear a gay joke? Nevermind... it's kinda gay"

"Ever hear about the farmer who bought a tractor with no seat and no steering wheel? Apparently he lost his ass and had no place to go....."

"There must've been a good reason Zimmerman pulled a gun on his wife. Like, maybe she was walking down the street, minding her own business."

"What's the funniest number ever? l0l"

"(NSFW) What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your way into a girls butthole."

"I got a notice we are taking company pictures today. *walks in dressed as Super Girl."