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Joke of the Day
"A movie ticket for baby should cost at least $50."
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"Adam & Eve What did Adam say to Eve when She Threatened to Leave him? ""Can I Have My Rib Back?"""
"I hope you never have to experience the loss of a child. Lotta paperwork."
"I haven't spoken a word to my wife in years. She hates to be interrupted."
"Shakespeare & The Beatles walk into a pub... ...Landlord says, ""sorry mate, you're barred and those guys are banned""."
"After sex, a girl once told me I had a small penis. She was cool, though. She never told any of her friends... She never told anyone. Anything. Ever. Again."
"Whoa whoa, calm the fuck down Swiffer commercials, you're a wet paper towel on a stick."
"The year is 2027 AD. I take a drag from my vitamin cigarette and transfer 17 Bitcoins to a 3D-printed babe-bot for a cyber HJ. Life is good."
"Clock Joke Very Funny Why do people never eat clocks? Because it's really time consuming."
"""And why do you want to work at the aquarium?"" * imagines me with a mermaid tail swimming in the giant tank after hours* I like fish"