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Joke of the Day

"My son's method of Laundry: If it's clean it's on the floor. If it's dirty then it goes on the floor over there."

"How does the farmer count up his cows? ...with a cowculator."

"Fire engines are painted red for camouflage, so they can sneak up on fires without being noticed"

"Blonde joke... Blonde: What does IDK mean? Brunette: I don't know. Blonde: NOBODY DOES!!!"

"What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on? Calculust"

"A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say ""bye"" 300 times."

"I went on a date last night with a tiny lobster. Its didnt work out. She was a little shellfish."

"A bead of sweat forms on my brow. And another. Intensity builds as I decide my future and embrace it. ""I'll take the maple bar, please."""

"Dad got me the other day... Me: I can't sleep... I'm just going to stay up for a bit... Dad: What do you mean you can't sleep? It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*"

"? Hey there Delilah, what's it like when u go grazing I know u said you're not a cow but girl this milk sure tastes amazing Did u just moo ?"