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Joke of the Day

"What was Ol' Dirty Bastard's favorite vegetable? Nigga, peas!"

"A girl Unfollowed Me !!! A girl unfollowed me wen i replied ""nice one"" to her tweet.I guess i should have said ""nice two"". ;)"

"""oh cool a sewer level"" --nobody, ever, playing any video game, ever"

"What's the Difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? One's $2.50 and the Other's Under a Buck!"

"Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !"

"What's a pirate's favourite letter? A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg."

"Where does Vladimir keep his shit? In a Putin"

"[Shop class] Satan: Whatcha makin'? God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making? Satan: A bong."

"Why did the feminist refuse a back rub? Too massagynistic"

"Never look down on anyone. Unless you're a lion cub named Simba and you're being held over a crowd of animals by a weird monkey doctor."