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Joke of the Day

"What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus? The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans."

"What did Hitler say when he put on a blindfold? ""I can Nazi."""

"I like my beers like I like my lumber; 2 by 4:00"

"What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine? A jet engine stops whining after it lands"

"My sister told me not to post a joke about the WTC. I asked, What Trade Center?"

"How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb? It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way."

"Every time someone says, ""at least it's a dry heat,"" I want to stab them with a box cutter. *at least it's a short knife."

"What's a horny pirates worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty! *ba dum tssh*"

"What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson? One of them got shot for touching a kid."

"r/Jokes really made my day But that was month's ago. At least now when I come back I still see the same jokes."