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Joke of the Day

"""Mommy, mommy, mommy, mom, mom, mommy, mom, mommy!"" -Mormon kids"

"Decided to watch the lunar eclipse tonight... Couldn't see the moon"

"Timmy walks in on his mother getting dressed... Now you're thinking of the time you saw your mothers breasts."

"What do you call it when two hobbits are involved in a footrace that is too close to call A Frodo-finish"

"How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb? 69"

"Why were all of the other fish calling the shark gay? He swallowed all of the seamen."

"Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face."

"I've never once been able to explain my car trouble to a mechanic without resorting to sound effects."

"Growing up means you start to find it creepy that your dad's pet name for your mom is ""Squirty"""

"What do pizza boys and gynaecologists have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it! (Joke from sikipedia)"