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Joke of the Day
"Looking forward to the time when my level of awkwardness becomes socially acceptable."
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"How do you make a dog go meow? Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!"
"So i was talking to my friend who's a dyslexic philosopher And he says to me ""You know what, recently i've been wondering if there really is a dog"""
"What does Green Day say before bed? Green night"
"What do a sprinkler and an unemployment line have in common? Spic-spic-spic-CHINK-nigga-nigga-nigga-spic-spic-spic-CHINK-nigga-nigga-nigga (say out loud at your own risk)"
"My three sons are gonna hate me... once I name them Prescott, Scott, and Postscott"
"Thanks Grandpa My grandfather always said, 'Don't watch your money; watch your health.' So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather."
"How do you make a hormone? Don't tip her."
"Ha ji, kuch arz kiya hai | Shayeri joke sms"
"Where will you never find a hipster fish? The mainstream"