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Joke of the Day

"The NSA: The only part of government that actually listens"

"I'm being sued by some atoms I think the court case will go fine, though. The judge knows they make everything up."

"How did they improve the transportation in Harlem? Moved the trees closer together."

"Apparently, occupants aren't 8 legged pants for octopi"

"I've been attending Acronym Anonymous meetings recently. Or as I like to call it AA. I'm not making a lot of progress."

"BNAG That's bang out of order!"

"Looks like we got about 4 inches of snow last night Or as my boyfriend calls it... 7."

"My childhood joke Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, ""School Ahead, Go Slow.""!"

"good parents A mother said to her son, ""Look at that kid over there; he's not misbehaving."" The son replied, ""Maybe he has good parents then!"""

"Reality T.V. Show Idea: Put The Kardashians, Honey Boo Boo, and the Jersey Shore cast on a island. Have them fight it out until the last one stands and call it ""Who Gives A Fuk"""