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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's the abominable snowman's favourite food? A: Spag-yeti."
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"What does a time traveler do when he's hungry? He goes back 4 seconds."
"I just invented a new word: Plagiarism."
"How are gay men like tumbleweed? They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence post in Wyoming."
"(this joke is fucked)whats the difference between a baby and a water melon? When u eat a water melon you leave the skin"
"I was playing guitar and someone asked if I could play Wonderwall ...I said maybe.."
"My neighbor was a vampire When I stabbed her in the heart with a wooden stake, she died."
"What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear"
"{about to have sex} Her: *seductively kicks off heels and rips open blouse Me: *panics as I look for a spot to set down my half eaten taco"
"I always found the movie ""The Exorcist"" confusing... It made my head spin."