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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between america and a yoghurt? A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years."

"If you say ""I knew you were going to say that"" enough. You can start billing people for psychic readings."

"Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team? The players all drowned in spring training."

"Donkey kong, king kong, and a smart blonde fight on top of the empire state building. Who wins? None of them, they don't exist!"

"Doctor doctor I'm manic-depressive. Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm"

"I wanted to roll a joint but i didn't have any paper. Lucky that i still had my iphone.."

"Kids and adults loved it so, the happy world of Harambe. #neverforget"

"I like to tell people ""it's a black thing, you wouldn't understand.""And they'd be all ""but you're white"" I told ya you wouldn't understand."

"What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes? A redditor"

"My girlfriend has this weird fetish Where she dresses up like herself, and acts like a total bitch"