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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair? ROLAIDS"

"They should make a breathalyzer that can tell if you've consumed energy drinks so it's easier for the cops to catch rapists."

"What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor? Lets get physical!"

"I lost my dictionary today. I can't find the words to express my dissapointment."

"Did you hear about the wrestler who was beaten by a vampire? He was down for the count"

"Question everything. Or should you?"

"Happy 1 year anniversary to the Lean Cuisine in my freezer!"

"It's sad when your closest friends get remarried and you know it'll be another 2-5 years before they're single and ready to hang out again."

"A Grek and an Italian go into a restaurant Who pays? The German. Haha"

"Would you like me to make you a hot dog? Yes, please. Poof! You're a hot dog!"