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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair? ROLAIDS"
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"Why can't puns be explained to kleptomaniacs? Because they always take things literally"
"Son: Mom, when I will grow up enough to get out of the house without asking you? Mom: Son, your dad has not grown up as much yet."
"I've just seen a girl post a selfie with her dead grandma on facebook and thousands have commented ""rip"". Stop the internet, I wanna get off"
"Her: Undress me with your words... Me: I saw a spider in your bra."
"#1 complaint of armored car drivers? People they talk to along the way ending the conversation with ""...and you can take THAT to the bank!"""
"If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?"
"A guest at a restaurant asks the waiter... ""do you have lobster tails?"" The waiter replies: ""Of course! Once upon a time, there was a little lobster....."""
"I can tell a police officer is gay by the way he writes me a ticket instead of letting me off with a warning."
"A Amish scientist..."