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Joke of the Day
"Why don't cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny."
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"Why should you buy Adrian Peterson sun screen? Because it is very strong at beating the son."
"Quitting tobacco is not that hard I do it several times a year"
"I hate when my iPod earbud cord gets hung on an object and it violently rips the earbud out and I get that murder-y feeling."
"At last, a herb related joke It's about thyme"
"Why does Japan have such a low obesity rate? They don't want to see their little boy grow into a fat man."
"My wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I told her I wanted to film a sex tape. I was surprised when she agreed but now it's awkward because she thought I meant with her."
"What's the difference between America any yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture."
"There are two fish in a tank. One says to the other, ""How do you drive this thing?"""
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee. Free."