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Joke of the Day
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee. Free."
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"Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's fly into a window."
"Guy walks into a bar He asks the bartender, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender shakes his head and says, ""No, we only have plain."""
"Alcoholics don't run in my family They stumble around and break things"
"My employees forgot about Cyber Monday. I won't rub it in. They look embarrassed enough when I walk by in my RoboCop suit."
"I told my African friends a joke about rain They didn't get it"
"I once saw a black man walking down the street carrying a tv... ...And i thought to myself ""huh, that one looks a lot like mine."" Then I remembered mine was at home, shining my shoes."
"What did the leper say the the prostitute? Keep the tip."
"What gets larger every time I see my Girlfriend? My credit card bill."
"Q: What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school? A: Bison!"