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Joke of the Day

"Some people walk the walk and some people talk the talk. I drink the drink."

"I wanted a screamer or a moaner for Christmas Instead I got a sweater."

"The Mother Of All storms (Frankenstorm) is heading toward New York City... Trump better get out the hairspray."

"Does anyone have a recipe for sausage and apples? I asked my girlfriend what she wanted tonight and she said she could use a wiener in cider."

"Ellen pao Punchline is in the title whoops"

"It's kind of funny how so many people think that being gay is a choice but being fat isn't"

"What do you call a dog that does magic? A labracadabrador"

"Why did the console gamer cross the street? To render the other side."

"Chelsea FC captain had a night to forget, his performance was Terryble"

"What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail? ""Lettuce Go!"""