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Joke of the Day

"It's 100% legal to give cops the finger. But remember, it's also apparently 100% legal for them to shoot and kill you."

"what do you call an arab vegatarian a muslim fondalentalist"

"For most, bikini season lasts a few short summer months, but I catch enough & store them so efficiently I can eat bikini all year round."

"What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse? Brothel sprouts."

"Which gun has a perfect rating? A Five-seven."

"What do married people do for fun? Get divorced."

"what's worse than messing up a puchline to a joke To get to the other side!!!"

"""I'm proud of all the Twitter followers you've accumulated."" - none of our parents"

"What do you get from an overly pampered cow? Spoiled milk."

"Whats the difference between a cockpit and a condom? you can only get one prick into a condom -Fight Club"