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Joke of the Day
"I just saw an onion ring. So I answered it."
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"""This is the bomb!!!"" --'90s terrorist"
"I follow back all spambots. I even star some of their tweets, because I'm looking for a spot in middle management when the robots take over."
"I can see 4 years into the future! You can say I have 2020 vision"
"Sometimes you have to accept that the person you fall for isn't ready to catch you."
"What is worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know, and i don't care.."
"What idiot called it an auction instead of serious bidness?"
"Dubstep joke Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob bubububu Bob Bob WuuuuOOOOWWWubwubwubwub edit: formatting"
"Diplomacy is saying ""nice doggy"" until you find a big rock."
"Moving to Africa so I can feed my kids for 18 cents a day."