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Joke of the Day
"I just saw an onion ring. So I answered it."
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"Michael J. Fox He's really just trying to master The Force."
"Going to a baby shower and I'm real nervous, do they just kind of pour down on you? If you catch one do you have to keep it?"
"Why do bears' mouths water whenever they look at Trump? Because they think that thing on his head (his hair) is an animal and they want to eat it."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bibi ! Bibi who ? Bibi Bibi Bunting ... !"
"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I didn't pay 50 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on me."
"True love is waking up in the middle of the night just to watch your laptop while it sleeps."
"Whatever happened to silk underwear? A: Fell through the cracks."
"I'm a dyslexic tree... My life is A-OK!"
"What's big, green, fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table."