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Joke of the Day
"Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella? Fo Drizzle!"
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"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive.. They would eventually find me attractive"
"Steam Greenlight"
"Americans lost their racism just in time... ...for this beautiful colored christmas!"
"Don't worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM."
"Did you guys hear about that Egyptian con-artist? Turns out he was running a pyramid scheme all along."
"Why do dentists recommend jpeg? It is a flossy compression method."
"What do you call a mexican that lost his car? Carlos"
"Young boy: Mommy, Mommy I can't stop spinning in circles! Mommy: Shut up, or I will nail your other foot to the floor too!"
"In 5th grade I had to do a report on Ben Franklin and my parents interpreted it as me liking him so my 11th birthday was Ben Franklin themed"