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Joke of the Day
"I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now."
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"To any redditors who abuse, or have abused drugs... violence is not the answer."
"If Jesus really loved me he would have died and resurrected himself a few more times to give me some extra public holidays."
"One time, Chuck Norris had sex with a hooker in a truck, and some semen got on the seat... The truck is now known as Optimus Prime."
"I may have Alzheimer's but at least I don't have Alzheimer's."
"Homeless girl ..... I met this girl the other day and gave her my phone number. She said she would call when she got home. I'm beginning to think she's homeless???"
"Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? A: You're too young to smoke."
"There's only way we can end this; we have to kill the head Wayans."
"The past, the present, and the future got into a fight It was tense"
"I thought the dryer shrank my clothes.. turns out it was the refrigerator"