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Joke of the Day

"I was getting a blowjob and I told the girl to treat my dick like a jolly rancher.... and keep on sucking."

"What did Donald Trump said to Obama's supporter? Orange Is The New Black"

"What does a gay guy and a freezer have in common? Both get packed with meat. I'll show myself out."

"Please, Lady, come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!"

"I throw my poop to birds to give them a taste of the parallel universe."

"The planet would be a better place if people would just be who they truly are. Human civilization would collapse within a week..."

"My doctor wasn't amused when he asked how much I weighed and I said One hundred and fat"

"I read an interesting stat online the other day.... Apparently 1 in two and a half men are HIV positive."

"This is gonna be misinterpreted, but I've been sitting on hard wood for an hour and my ass is killing me"

"A hole in my heart... There's a hole in my heart ever since Macho Man Randy Savage died a hole that can only be filled if I snap into a slim Jim"