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Joke of the Day
"What do you call black men working while white men watch? Slav-The NBA"
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"I exercise by running up the street knocking on all the doors. Jehovah's fitness."
"You know what isn't a joke? Hitlers gas bill."
"Do you want to know how to keep a dummy intrigued? I'll tweet it tomorrow."
"1. have a child 2. never mention it on facebook 3. dress it in old-timey clothes and have it stand in the background of all your photos"
"LPT: If you ever get cold and don't have a sweater, stand in a corner for a few minutes; they're usually about 90 degrees. ( )"
"PROFILE PICTURES: What people want other people to think they look like. TAGGED PICTURES: What they actually look like."
"How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, I left early."
"Did you hear about the football player that went to prison ? He went from being a tight end to being a wide receiver"
"A guy that was falsely imprisoned for 10 years got free tickets to the Super Bowl. That guy is SO lucky."