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Joke of the Day

"Hi I was calling about the $300/hour part time job I read about in a sexy ad I saw on an illegal torrent site. Are you guys still hiring?"

"I'm at home eating grape jelly. That shit is my jam."

"To add insult to injury... ...James poured Saxa Coarse into Stephen's wound."

"I once had a dog named Tax... Every time I opened the front door, Income Tax!"

"Shout out to male porn stars... Those guys are always hard at work"

"I would not advise turning your frown upside down. The surgery is extremely painful and not covered by most insurance."

"ATTN: Brazilian football fans Don't feel too bad. Your team only lost by a touchdown."

"I've finally stopped drinking for good. And I've started drinking for evil."

"Fred has 3 red balls and 5 blue balls in a bag. How many balls does Fred have? 10."

"love is joke hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"