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Joke of the Day
"The other day my friend threw up grapes.... And wouldn't stop wine-ing about it"
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"So apparently yesterday was middle child day... Nobody noticed"
"What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say? ""Where my dogs at?"""
"The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar."
"Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I haven't paid $500 to have a garbanzo bean in my face."
"""You can't tell me what to do! I do what I want!""- toddlers, teenagers and US congress"
"""How about... we change the 6 to a 7?"" ""I love it!"" --board meeting at the company that makes novelty sunglasses for New Year's Eve"
"How do you treat Mrs. Potato Head when she has cancer? Ampu-tater"
"ur mama is sooo fat she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out."
"I was in the midst of telling dad jokes when.. he had a heart attack and died."