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Joke of the Day

"An illegal immigrant and a pedophile got into a fight... It was the real life version of Alien vs Predator"

"Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too."

"Some people say that 9/11 was America's darkest hour but they got it backwards, 11/9"

"So all the primates got together for a male-only gathering, but they put up a sign banning humans. No homo."

"What do you call a deaf dog? Whatever you want he still won't come."

"Never underestimate the power of a woman's INTUITION. Some women can recognize game before you even play it."

"Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well."

"Oxygen hydrogen sodium sodium Whats my name"

"I'm a tree born and raised in Israel... ...A Hasidic Yew."

"How do you make sure man will never find something? Name it clit."