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Joke of the Day

"What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ? Your spinning me a yarn here !"

"I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating the entire box of donuts."

"Apparently the running team had a huge orgy Inter-racial relationships."

"What did 0 say to 1? You're turning me on"

"Looks like the UK didn't read the fine print when cutting off ties with the EU... You Brexit, you bought it."

"What was the name of the pharao that screwed everything up? Ineptitut."

"What's the difference between an oyster with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? Well, one you shuck between the fits and the other..."

"I've just bought myself a hyena. Finally my jokes will be appreciated."

"How do you stump an archaeologist? Hand them a used tampon and ask what period it comes from."

"Is it a good idea to have multiple PhDs? To a certain degree."