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Joke of the Day

"What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ? Your spinning me a yarn here !"

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"I texted my wife a picture of my flaccid penis. I wanted to let her know I was thinking about her."
"what jerk ever looked at a hamburger and thought ""you know what this needs? A nice, soft, warm piece of lettuce."""
"I knew you would come crawling back to me. Shut up and give me back the wheelchair."
"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer"" from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"this guys with premature ejaculation problems Just comes out of nowhere"
"I've never been to Prague... But I've always wanted to Czech it out!"
"A sloth was robbed by 2 turtles Sloth robbed by 2 turtles. Cop asks if he could describe the assailants. Sloth replies, ""It all happened so fast."""
"If Kim Jong UN and Kim Kardashian got married and had a child what would they name it? Kim JordashUn?"
"CNN has just reported that Monika Lewinski will be helping with the Donald Trump for president campaign. Apparently, the last time she endorsed a Clinton, it left a bad taste in her mouth."