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Joke of the Day
"I'm gonna win that PS4 from Taco Bell tomorrow"
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"google glass is going to revolutionize the way america walks into oncoming traffic"
"Perfect timing! This lined up perfectly couldn't resist! http://imgur.com/zR7wcds"
"Did you hear about the time Pontius Pilate got really drunk? He ended up nailing Jesus."
"Im not sexist... Because thats wrong and being wrong is for women"
"*boss calls me into office* ""um but sir my name is--"" Be quiet you're ""into office"" now"
"What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol? No L"
"Are curses real? of course the f*cking are... (thanks dad)"
"Welcome to AlzheimersAware.co.uk. Forgot your password? Of course you did."
"As a kid, I didn't want to get caught misbehaving by my parents. Now I'm a parent. And I don`t want to get caught by my kids."