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Joke of the Day
"Why is the moon so dark? Because the sun beat the daylights out of it. :D"
Next Joke
"What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes"
"Are you today's date? Because your 10/10."
"Convincing someone to have sex is a lot like getting ketchup out of a glass bottle. It's a lot easier with a knife."
"TIL Trampolines were originally called Jumpolines.. ..until your mom jumped on one."
"Why do Mexicans walk around school like they own the place? Their dads built it and their moms clean it."
"The world is a magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something"
"When is the month when the most trees fall? Sep-timber"
"Steve Irwin died as he lived With animals in his heart."
"Women go crazy only once a month for 30 days."