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Joke of the Day

"Your calculator will be there for you tomorrow... You can count on it."

"Dogs do their social networking on Assbook, via the World Wide Whiff."

"Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of ""Polish Remover""."

"Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist? Because she thought everybody loved her."

"Wake up your lover by hysterically screaming ""Are you sleeping?!?!"""

"What happens after it rains in gotham city? a waynebow."

"all this spending on black friday... better pay your electricity bill first or next friday will be black friday too"

"Commissioner Gordon: It says here that bats sleep upside down and wee over themselves. Batman: We also poop. CG: We? B: They. I mean they"

"If your partner says ""if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new,"" ""anything"" doesn't include getting stuck in a traffic jam"

"A man orders a large cup of coke with ice Upon receiving his drink he began to wonder why his hands were so cold. Then he realized that just ice was served."